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7 Really Funny Ecommerce Store Jokes
Why 7? Because 7 ate 9
Jokes should always be free. Stop the tyranny of paid or paywalled jokes.
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
I’ll let you know. #FreeJokeProject
Where is the best place to hide a body?
The second page of a Google search results. #FreeJokeProject
How many copywriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None — they’ve automated it #FreeJokeProject
Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?
He was worried about his bounce rate. #FreeJokeProject
A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, “Why’s everyone staring?” The bartender says …
“Cuz your ALT tag is showing.” #FreeJokeProject
What did the ecommerce store say when it opened? “Let’s get this checkout line started!” #FreeJokeProject
Why did Cookie Monster apply for a marketing job?
He heard they were tracking cookies. #FreeJokeProject
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